pastafarianism is a real religion. with a deity and everything…a giant flying spaghetti monster no less.
Creme caramels from sainsbury’s are vegetarian. so is Thai food but that has fish sauce in. people don’t know the definition of vegetarian is nowadays.
There’s such thing as mock duck. It comes in a can.
Gillian Mckeith has drowned but never been underwater and can have a period while she’s 3 months pregnant. who does she think she is?….The female Chuck Norris?
The biggest question in the world is whether or not Lady Gaga has man genitalia…if she indeed has genitalia…this is how bored we have become.
badgers again bemuse me…are they black and white or white and black?
Twitter is for twats and people that have no private life. Except those that only occasionally go on it. that’s just pointless…
Stonehenge was obviously built by giant atheists trying to prove a point that god couldn’t instruct people to build something so awesome.
on the same note…the Bermuda triangle isn’t a mystery…its just the most travelled over waters in the world.
Anyone can change wikipedia, i like changing the pages on the homework topics we have after i have completed mine, just to see who uses wikipedia for the homework, like according to wiki now giuseppe arcimboldo’s father was a cheese maker, when in fact he was a painter.
A clockwork orange is the best book in the world but who cares? It hasn’t got pictures so people won’t read it.
Mike Hunt is a funny name.