phaystrange poems and thoughts from a strange girl

   pastafarianism is a real religion. with a deity and everything…a giant flying spaghetti monster no less.

   Creme caramels from sainsbury’s are vegetarian. so is Thai food but that has fish sauce in. people don’t know the definition of vegetarian is nowadays.

   There’s such thing as mock duck. It comes in a can.

   Gillian Mckeith has drowned but never been underwater and can have a period while she’s 3 months pregnant. who does she think she is?….The female Chuck Norris?

   The biggest question in the world is whether or not Lady Gaga has man genitalia…if she indeed has genitalia…this is how bored we have become.

   badgers again bemuse me…are they black and white or white and black?

   Twitter is for twats and people that have no private life. Except those that only occasionally go on it. that’s just pointless…

   Stonehenge was obviously built by giant atheists trying to prove a point that god couldn’t instruct people to build something so awesome.

   on the same note…the Bermuda triangle isn’t a mystery…its just the most travelled over waters in the world.

   Anyone can change wikipedia, i like changing the pages on the homework topics we have after i have completed mine, just to see who uses wikipedia for the homework, like according to wiki now giuseppe arcimboldo’s father was a cheese maker, when in fact he was a painter.

   A clockwork orange is the best book in the world but who cares? It hasn’t got pictures so people won’t read it.

   Mike Hunt is a funny name.

It’s pretty,

And bright,

Particularly tonight.

A girl goes to her boyfriend’s house. She knocks on the door, he answers, she slaps him in the face and walks away.

Half an hour later she comes back and does the same.

An hour later she comes back, but this time instead of slapping him, she hugs him as hard as she can.

He asks why she slapped him twice, then hugged him.

She replies:

“The first time was for making me realise I wanted to stay with you forever, the second time was for making me realise that I couldn’t live without you, the hug was for making me realise, I love you.”

<3

And apparently we’re growing apart? And apparently your working hard to stop that.

And apparently if you don’t, I’ll drift away, in silence, no one would notice, no one would care, if I died today you would hardly notice I was ever there,

if I died today everyone would go about their daily routines, my shadow far away from a life so far gone that your year was my yesterday,

If I was already dead you wouldn’t know me and your life would be whole, so why should my death stop you, as i used to watch you pass by?

If you knew I was to die tomorrow, what would you say to me today?, not much I expect, but I love the things you say, from a mind so perfect.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, while i nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door, “tis some visitor” i muttered “tapping at my chamber door, only this and nothing more”

ah, distinctly i remember, it was in the bleak december, and each seperate dying ember wrought it’s ghost upon the floor. Eagerly i wished the morrow, vainly i had sought to borrow, from my books surcease of sorrow

three things that shouldnt be, but are tasty:

1)pink guava lip gloss           

2)metal

3)the papery sticks from lollypops (you know what i mean)

OK no-ones going to read this but awell…. to all those haters, i don’t care what you think about me, i will dress how i want to, i will act how i want to, i will do what i want to, and as long as it doesn’t hurt anybody, who’s to say i can’t? i will love who i want to, i will hug who i want to and i will ignore who i want to, if you are one of those i ignore, rest assured there is a reason therefore leave me alone. and well done to those who i don’t ignore, you have done well and let me tell you that it doesn’t take much for me to hate someone. keep that in mind those who feel like they want to piss me off, i will not take a joke if it is something i will take offense at and also it takes a lot to gain my trust those who have it relish it, it may not last forever.

OK I’m not in a James Bond film or anything, i just rediscovered something I’ve had hidden away for ages, well not an actual object but music. Going through all my Cd’s made me realise that over time my taste in music has become happier and heavier ever since i met will. Weirdas though it may seem it’s true. in years before i met will i always liked depressive emo and goth music. Since then my music has turned more into heavy metal and punk side of the rock genre.

and as for the bond part OK i was feeling a little weird when i wrote the title for this part of my blog, resulting in some random film quote to describe it….not very imaginative really is it?, i guess I’m still the same odd child everyone loves eh?

and now I’m just gonna go on about random things just because this is my blog and i can do what i want with it. (and also because this section is just too short eh?)

why is turtle soup called turtle soup if it actually doesn’t contain any turtle?, what actually happens if you eat and then go swimming, i don’t know about you but I’venever had a cramp doing that?, and finally how in the world do air plants survive, i mean they never need to be planted in soil and they never need water or plant food, the just sit there and do nothing, what is the point?….these are the questions…

P.S. If you see a badger, poke it with a spoon, OK poke it twice, say the second one is from me. Poke it as many times as it will allow before it goes insane and tries to rake over the world so it can ban spoons. In fact disregard this completely we don’t want a badger overlord do we now?